This is an old thing I found in my recieved files a record of an old talk I had with a friend on msn. Its is game we do, you start with a pea, and make up the most random crap possible :3.
Excuse the typos and stuff, and if you read all of it please send me a note because you deserve a cookie and praise.


xx-peas-xx says:
peas!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*sets up pentagram and starts to chant*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*black pea plant grows quickly in pentagram*
xx-peas-xx says:
peas peas peas peas peas peas peas!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*pea plant swallows snackrifices of bunnies and owain*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*Plant grows and grows*
xx-peas-xx says:
*owain is regurgatated because hes too magical for the pea plant*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*Pea pods starts to form with satanic symbols and he pods look like human skin*
xx-peas-xx says:

peas peas peas peas peas peas peas!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*the pod starts to open*
xx-peas-xx says:
mean while the cant continues*
xx-peas-xx says:

peas peas peas peas peas peas peas!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*a bright light starts from the pod*
xx-peas-xx says:
*it grows from a ray to a blinding red light*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*THEN a creature starts to fall out*
xx-peas-xx says:
peas peas peas peas peas peas peas!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*it has bunnies ears, a horned tail*
xx-peas-xx says:
*giant pea emerges*
xx-peas-xx says:
*with ears and tail*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*and is the incantion of evil!*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
(and 2" tall)
xx-peas-xx says:
peas peas peas peas peas peas peas!
xx-peas-xx says:
*still the pea minions chant*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*angie picks up the lil pure essence of evil*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*and NAMES IT snuckums*
xx-peas-xx says:
WHAT! it was really cute!
xx-peas-xx says:
youd have done the same thing
xx-peas-xx says:
!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*snuckums the dark lord, beginning his plans of domiation but is face with the obstical of angie dressing it up in baby clothes*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*and carry around with a pram*
xx-peas-xx says:
*a black pram with roses on it*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
or as the dark lord calls it "the ho mobilal"
xx-peas-xx says:
ROSES!
xx-peas-xx says:
peas peas peas peas peas peas peas!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*with his sceptre in hand he tried to take control of this "pram"
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*
xx-peas-xx says:
*Small pea lord kills the chantrs*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*unfortunately the sceptre is a rattal, which he still uses to kill chanters and christmas charolers*
xx-peas-xx says:
*the rattle is in the shape of a ponie*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*the dark lord then tris to summon two hellhounds but ends up being licked by Tess and boger*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I can't remeber the nme
xx-peas-xx says:
Bodger
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
that was it
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*seeing a chance to escape from his cell called "a cutesie whoosie cradle" he uses tess to jump the bars*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*diaster was coming as he rode tess to the door but he did not forsee owain with a taste for revenge after the "trying to eat him alive" incident*
xx-peas-xx says:
*owain is turned into butter and melts because of the heat&
xx-peas-xx says:
*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
Wtf?
xx-peas-xx says:
you heard
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*random rocket ninja squirells attack from the shadows nut clan trying to save the world from the dark lord "snuckums"*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*... one hundred years later*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*the dark lord has finally risen to power and has the human race inslaved to tend the pea fields*
xx-peas-xx says:
*owan has finnished dripping through the earth and
xx-peas-xx says:
....
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*has combined with the spirit of the earth*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*he rises from his buttery goodness form and procalms*
xx-peas-xx says:
*and is immortal butter*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
"you bitch"
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
"omg he totally needs a "
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
your turn now
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:

xx-peas-xx says:
dark lord says "bring it on bitch!"
xx-peas-xx says:
*a collosal bitch finght follows*
xx-peas-xx says:
*many are ounded&
xx-peas-xx says:
*wounded*
xx-peas-xx says:
*a card bor
xx-peas-xx says:
*board box full of sugary goodness lands on owain and the dark lord and 3 peas and the are forced into a universe of sua
xx-peas-xx says:
*sugar and e-numbers*
xx-peas-xx says:
*the sugar plum fAIRY is the ruler of this land*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
and he does?
xx-peas-xx says:
she, is a very political fairy and you get sugar plums instad of maney
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
ok she does what to owain and dark lord plus 3 peas
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
?
xx-peas-xx says:
well, he crowns the peas!
xx-peas-xx says:
*she
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
with what?
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
and how dos this stop the evil dark lord?
xx-peas-xx says:
you can take over for a bit...
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*the fairy she the conflict and tries to stop it but the dark lord is too strong for all with his three peas*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*and cast the fairy into a sugerfree dimension!*
xx-peas-xx says:
and owain
xx-peas-xx says:
he gos too
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*he nobly says* "I true hero knows when to run like a little girl woop wopp woop"
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*and jumps after the fairy*
xx-peas-xx says:
very noble* crys*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
try agian now
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I getting a drink
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
making up random stuf is thristy work
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
come on woman!
xx-peas-xx says:
*fairy curses as she is crushed ito 1oo0 tiny peces*
xx-peas-xx says:
"damm you cilit banh"
xx-peas-xx says:
*bang
xx-peas-xx says:
*while 3 peasgo too ripe and go into retrement*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*then die of sugar ODing*
xx-peas-xx says:
*the war is stopped for a proper funeral when the peas are laid to rest*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*this works to the dark lords advantage as they grow into more peas*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*meanwhile on earth the human vs pea war has begun again as the peas have lost their leader*
xx-peas-xx says:
soon there is an army of peas te size of yemen!*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*so as snuckums new army is built in enumber land*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*the old one is destroyed easily as the old one's magic to prevent being squashed has run out*
xx-peas-xx says:
*meanwhile....a new hero emerges...*wonder fish man* bwhaha!*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*with his sidekick fish finger!*
xx-peas-xx says:
*whos is rubbish and smells of dried fish*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
damn you ben damn you!
xx-peas-xx says:
are you dying?
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
no
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
he signed me into teh other pc and fucked up the pc
x-peas-xx says:
thirsty!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
thanks
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
there back to the story
xx-peas-xx says:
hi
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:

xx-peas-xx says:
i named it bloob
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I know
xx-peas-xx says:
im going to publish it
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:

Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
need to finish it then
xx-peas-xx says:
yes
xx-peas-xx says:
where were we?
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
at fish finger the sidekick
xx-peas-xx says:
oh ye
xx-peas-xx says:
*and he was rubbish and smelt of dried fish!*
x-peas-xx says:
*all the world threw their slippers at him in the hope of extracting iron*
xx-peas-xx says:
*but non prevailed.......*
xx-peas-xx says:
you go
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*after that random flashback he and his master wonder fish man helped the humans to fight the peas(though they didn't need the help, I mean who needs help to step on peas?)*
xx-peas-xx says:
haha! look at pic!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*after the "5min" war*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*and the random staring at the narrators pic*
xx-peas-xx says:
*th peas suprise everyone and win*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*in enumber world**
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*humanity was currently cleaning up the mess of the battle*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I mean peas had left a mark on earth forever
xx-peas-xx says:
the sugar plum fairy reapears and treats us to "the dance of the sugar plum fairys" from fantasia!*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
a huge green splash
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*the peas in the enumber world are intrigued by the dance
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*and try to join in*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*and get squished by the other dacners*
xx-peas-xx says:
the earth goes to the planet wash to get ridof the splash and its trealted by a stupid car wash song like on shark tale*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*humanity is still ticked off from the fact they got enslaved by FRIGGIN PEAS*
xx-peas-xx says:
*the peas are no more*....*one of the narrators dies, peas cant survive without, well...peas!*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*Humanity goes back to fighting it's own and electing morons*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
GOD FUCKING SMITE AMERICA
xx-peas-xx says:
so butter owain wins and it all goes back to normal....or does it???*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*yes shut up*
xx-peas-xx says:
ok*hangs head*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
and this concluding the tale of FRIGGIN PEAS!
xx-peas-xx says:
did i hear peas!!??
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*mumbling in background as credits rollup*
xx-peas-xx says:
hehe
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
Narators were Angela and James
xx-peas-xx says:
people leave the cinema...disgusted and demand refunds*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
Creators were James and Angela
xx-peas-xx says:
Directors were:james and agela
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
Snuckums was played by hitler in a suit
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
Owain was played by..owain
xx-peas-xx says:
butter owain was played by..owain
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
the sugar plum fairies were palyed by..owain
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*narratoirs yells*
xx-peas-xx says:
the 3 peas were played by sam l robin and william
xx-peas-xx says:
wait!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS WORK
xx-peas-xx says:
stop!
xx-peas-xx says:
stop the credits!!!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
OWAin was playing three parts?!!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I mean I was a creator and ...
xx-peas-xx says:
the sugar plum fairies were palyed by..owain, i mean come on tats sooooo second rate!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
shhut up ho!
xx-peas-xx says:
i meanthe sugar plum fairy was sooo played but mr, mahon in a frock!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
no one of them was phil yes but the rest was owain
xx-peas-xx says:
owain was owain then butter owain
xx-peas-xx says:
but no the fairy
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I think someone has been messing up with space again
xx-peas-xx says:
and you the ho
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
no you are
xx-peas-xx says:
no, you ae
xx-peas-xx says:
re
xx-peas-xx says:
*are
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
no you are!
xx-peas-xx says:
bring it on bitch
xx-peas-xx says:
!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*ten min later*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
ok I win!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
ha
xx-peas-xx says:
*narrators fight*
xx-peas-xx says:
ok
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I wirte it first!
xx-peas-xx says:

Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
come ho!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
to the ho mobilal
xx-peas-xx says:
ok ho master
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*both fight for the driver sit inthe pram*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
mine!
xx-peas-xx says:
im going o flash to mr. jepson tomorrow
xx-peas-xx says:
i promised litler i would
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
OMG
xx-peas-xx says:
hehe
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
let me get the camera
xx-peas-xx says:
hehe
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I need to see his face
xx-peas-xx says:
i might actualyy do it too
xx-peas-xx says:
of course im joking!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*mumbles*
xx-peas-xx says:
*flashes*
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*flashes thecamera!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
*
xx-peas-xx says:
hmmm,
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I got alll that
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
that has to be shown to the rest
xx-peas-xx says:
same you dont have it then!
Jei - hoping your life is always a chaotic adventure says:
I talking about the con moron


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